If a lady you wish to be…
“Don’t go running in the street
and if a stranger you should meet,
do not acknowledge him or her
but to your chaperone defer.
When crossing mud, I beg,
don’t raise your skirts and show your leg.
Instead draw them slightly up and to the right,
keeping ankles out of sight
When paying calls, wear gloves and hat,
and never bring a squirrel or rat
or any four-legged creatures who
do not belong indoors with you.” ~ Tempt Me at Twilight, Lisa Kleypas